Ever feel like you blew your load too early? Like, said something before you had REALLY good example of what you were talking about? So, a few days ago I posted a blog about a person stating that she wanted a relationship while posting overtly sexual pictures…and that…well…that shit is confusing. Please see previous blog “Big Tits.”
Via a recent text message, a good friend gave me a Plenty of Fish username to check out. Twist my arm…I decided to go visit another woman’s profile.
As you can see, she is looking for a relationship…a long term one. She also indicates in her About Me paragraph that she is looking for “more then [sic] a one night stand.” At first glance, everything seems to be normal: 1) wants a relationship and 2) wants a long term relationship. Wait…her main profile picture (just below) advertises that she wants…3) a penis. Possibly a long term penis? (Scrolls back up) Her profile indicates that she wants something long term.
Looks like she is trying to capture her long term relationship prey with sexy pictures: “Hey, after a few dates and you admit you love me, you can get wit’ dis ass.” Draw ’em in and WHAM! Little do the men know they are in for lunches with Mom and Dad…they just see da ass and write.
Her main profile picture wasn’t the only picture that was sexual. The rest of her pictures were trying to pop boners in order to draw men into a long term relationship. I’m not going to go into describing all her pictures, but I will tell you that all of her pictures were pretty…and she had a look like “I will blow you ’til your dick falls off.” Well, that look was present in most of her pictures…except the 6th picture in the series. I saw it and my jaw dropped.
Yes. This was one of her pictures. I didn’t crop anything.
I gotta say that I’m not a big fan of the carpet. The BLUE carpet people…she apparently doesn’t have any carpet between her legs.
I’m not sure what to make of this profile. At first, I thought maybe her ex-boyfriend was an asshole and created a fake profile. Then, I realized an ex-boyfriend would have put the sexy pictures up AND included a sexual advertisement for as many people as possible. Plus, an ex-boyfriend possibly would have inserted a personal cell number in paragraph. That happened to me before.
I don’t think this was a case of the ex. What ex-boyfriend lines up a long term relationship for his girlfriend as a payback? I can only surmise that this gal is using her sexuality to get a guy to promise to be her boyfriend. Doesn’t she know that guys will promise anything when offered sex? I learned this leason in my 20s…I learned that lesson more often than I would like to admit. It’s like that scene in Team America: World Police where Lisa is talking with Gary and says:
Lisa: Promise me you’ll never die.
Gary: You know I can’t promise that.
Lisa: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
Gary: I promise. I will never die.
To sum up: Sexy pictures = penis. Sexy pictures do not necessarily = long term penis. Sexy crotch shot = a lot of people making eye contact with your crotch. Oh, I should also say here for all my readers to see that I’m sorry…sorry for judging Big Tits and her demure crotch shot. I hope somewhere in Denver Big Tits knows I am sorry.