Big Tits

A good friend and I hung out drinking beer and checking out online dating profiles on Plenty of Fish, Match, and OkCupid.  At one point we logged on to Plenty of Fish to check out other women doing online dating our age.  My friend said, “Whoa, click on her.”

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We both marveled at the size of her BOOBS.

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How the fuck does she not topple over?

We started to read her profile.  I was very impressed.  She indicated that she has a Masters degree.  See, girls with big boobs are not just dumb bimbos.  She said that she was “a few extra pounds”…well, that’s very honest of her ’cause her boobs alone weigh 30 lbs.  She also indicated on her profile that she wanted a relationship.

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That’s pretty awesome that she wants a relationship…BUT her last picture doesn’t really send the I want a relationship kind of vibe.

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This spread leg pose might be slightly confusing.  Ladies, if you fill out your profile and state that you want a relationship, overtly sexual pictures may send the wrong signals to men.  I’m not saying it’s “wrong”…so do what you want…just putting it out there that the sexy crotch shot shit is confusing.  I’m even confused a bit myself (scrolls back up and surprises myself with boob size again).  A good amount of online daters may completely miss the part in the profile where a person indicates she/he wants a relationship.  People are people, and oftentimes people make quick assumptions based on one factor (one little picture).  I’m not immune.  I make assumptions about men that post shirtless pictures in the bathroom mirror.  I assume they are “douche bags”…even though not all men that post douchey pictures are douche bags.

Note: I fully admit that women have the right to be sexy and post sexy pictures…furthermore, women that want a relationship have the right to be sexy (being sexy doesn’t mean you’re automatically sent to the open sexually category)…even more furthermore, most women and men want their partner to be sexual with them (sometimes pictures as part of that sexual activity).  All that being said, the problem is what the sexy picture online dater could be communicating to a total stranger (say with a picture that features the crotchical area as the main focus).

If it was socially acceptable for men to woo a relationship using sexy pictures, I’m guessing 9 out of 10 would do so.  There are some online dating arenas where that type of courtship seems normal…the ones seeking just sex.  Ever look at Craig’s list personals for “Men seeking Men?”  Men who are searching just for sex post pics of just buttholes and just penises for their possible encounters to view (click on all the posts that indicate a picture is included…It’s facinating).  These men get to right the point.  I imagine if these men were seeking a relationship, they would post more about themselves with a nice picture of their face and body…even though the buttholes and penises ultimately become important in a relationship.  Men and women don’t see sexy pictures as “Hey, cutie, I’m interested in a relationship and maybe you can get with this after a few dates (spreads legs and poses for picture)”…it seems like more of an immediate invite to see the goodies.

So my advice is: Ladies, please feel free to post pictures and take pictures where you look sexy.  You may get a lot of attention…clarification, you may get a lot attention that you don’t want.  Men, please also feel free to post pictures of you looking sexy ’cause I’m bored lately…and I enjoy ogling you.  I just may not write you because I’m going to assume that you are just looking for a bang…’cause assumptions are easier than actually reading your crappy profiles.

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  1. Pingback: Hmm…What is With People and Crotch Shots? | Man Eating Spider

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